SUMMER IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!
The weather around these parts is lovely today! Since, the Winter gets too cold and Summer is entirely too hot, Spring and Fall are my favorite times of year. Keep the temps in between 65 and 80 degrees and I'm good. Late Spring is the most entertaining time of year for me though because folks start pulling out their summer gear. Most of the time last year's summer wardrobe is just a little too tight, small, short, etc. due to minimal activities during Winter. Since, a lot of people remain in denial the whole Summer about their weight gain, I have put together a list of simples ways you can tell if your clothing is too small:
A) If you have on a pair of shorts, and no matter how hard you pull and tug they constantly stay in your butt, they are probably too small.
B) Men, if you are wearing a t-shirt and it looks like a half-top when you put both hands above your head, it's probably too damn small.
C) If you wore a pair of jeans last Summer that were touching your shoes, but this year they look like capris, that's a definite sign.
D) If you have to unbutton your pants, shorts, slacks, etc. after eating a small snack, they're too small.
E) Men, if you have obvious nipple prints on your shirt when you wear, give it to Goodwill.
F) If you belly is hanging below the bottom of your shirt, sounds like it's time for a Salvation Army dropoff.
That is all...